When all else fails, there's always delusion.

Conan OBrien
When all else fails, there's always delusion.
When all else fails, there's always delusion.
When all else fails, there's always delusion.
When all else fails, there's always delusion.
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When all else fails, there's always delusion. That’s what makes us special. That’s what makes us human. We are the only species that kills itself by doing what it does best.

When we make mistakes, we make them big. We make them up, and we make them ridiculous. But, when we succeed, we do it for real.

We make mistakes, but we also make successes. Yes, sometimes those successes are silly or even embarrassing. But the failures are all the more funny because they are real and because they are constant.

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